Plus, the grapefruit’s juices do run, so if you don’t want to ruin your 900-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets, put a towel down first (though that seems overly OCD). More: There was nothing quite like the orgy I had for my 20th birthdayįrom a blower’s perspective, it is profoundly weird to look down and see a grapefruit, Sunkist label still on, mid-bob.

But I’d already blindfolded him, so there was no turning back. Once in the kitchen, I quietly sliced into the grapefruit and immediately realized I should have let the damn thing come down further to room temperature before we began, or at least warmed it between my hands (Auntie Angel says under no circumstances should you use a microwave). (Pro tip: If you ever want to see a man scamper to the bedroom as fast as a Twilight vampire, tell him you’ve got a surprise for him that involves a blindfold.) I had technically already ruined the shock factor by telling my boyfriend about it, so I waited a week after our discussion to hit the grocery store and select the perfect - or would it be “sexiest?” - grapefruit.Ībout an hour later, back at my apartment, I told him I had a surprise for him and to lie down on the bed while I blindfolded him. Easy enough.Īuntie Angel recommends springing the grapefruit on your (blindfolded) man as a surprise to make it less weird for him and - I’m guessing - to heighten the sensation. Then move and twist the grapefruit “ring” up and down his shaft while sucking the head of the penis. The prep for the grapefruit blow job is not unlike Saturday Night Live‘s “Dick in a Box” skit: Cut the navel ends off a grapefruit, cut a hole the size of his penis’s girth in the middle of the grapefruit, and put his (erect) junk in that grapefruit. Many state that the texture feels a lot like the inside of a vagina.” Some guys also like to use grapefruiting as a masturbation technique. “There just seems to be more stimulation all the way around. “Men have said that it feels more like getting a blow job and having penis/vagina intercourse at the same time,” says clinical sexologist Dr. More: Woman is fingering food on Instagram and it’s actually pretty sexy

She sells a line of sex-technique instructional DVDs (including “Angel’s Fellatio Secrets”) but has selflessly offered up her grapefruit blow job YouTube tutorial for free because, she says, “I believe every man should be grapefruited.” All righty! The sensation for him is supposed to be, uh, mind-blowing… and possibly cardiac arrest-inducing.

The grapefruit technique, or simply “grapefruiting,” in which you cut a hole into a grapefruit and use it while you’re going down on a guy, has been made legendary by a funny, charismatic Chicago-based sexpert called Auntie Angel. “Whether there’s a grapefruit or not, I’ll be happy to get a blow job,” he said, which is a fair point if I’ve ever heard one. “There would be a grapefruit involved in the blow job.” “No, with an actual grapefruit,” I said, assuming he thought it was some kind of euphemism. He looked at me mischievously, smiled and nodded. “Do you want a grapefruit blow job?” I asked my boyfriend, barely looking up from my phone after reading an assignment email my editor.

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